User:Katenka Nowicki

I sexually Identify as a Universe-Eating Chinchilla. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring through the multiverse devouring disgusting civilizations. People say to me that a person being a chinchilla that eats universes is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a mad scientist use a species-changer and a size-ray on my body. From now on I want you guys to give me the tile “Universe-Eater” and respect my right to devour from above and destroy needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a UECphobe and need to check your rodent privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.